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BANANASLOTH

Hi!! I'm Adél and I'm a white cis woman, and a queer fat femme. I try to be very mindful of my privileges but if I do post/reblog something problematic here, please don't hesitate to call me out! My tags are a mess, but if you specifically request that I tag something that I don't yet, I promise to keep that in mind!

If you know me IRL please respect that this is a safe space for me and I don't want you to intrude on it.

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Oct 20 '14

effingdeixis:

Guys, this article is super informative and helped me see why getting upset over characters being straight and erasing their straightness is just as bad as doing so for gay/bi characters.

I really never thought of it like this before.  I’m glad someone took the time to write this and make me realize what a jerk I was being.

41 notes (via effingdeixis & effingdeixis)Tags: straight erasure

Oct 6 '14

commission for vesloth!!!

pixelcut:

for their dwarf princess, Dieter!!!

her purple recolor was fun and cute!! it was more work than i expected, but the result makes it worth it!! :^)

$8 pixel art commissions still open!!

eep so cute!! i love her, thank you so muuuuuuch :>

5 notes (via pixelcut)Tags: da

Oct 6 '14

femmadilemma:

brooklynboobala:

brooklynboobala:

**THE SIZING**

EACH DRESS IS SIZE 3/4X OR 26/28 BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEY RUN QUITE SMALL. I ESTIMATE THEY WOULD BEST FIT A SMALLER 3X OR A LARGE 2X.

**THE QUALITY**

ALL OF THESE DRESSES ARE WELL MADE AND ADORABLE, BUT JUST DID NOT COME CLOSE TO FITTING MY FRAME (BROAD SHOULDERED, BIG BELLIED, TALL!). THEY ARE ALSO STILL IN THEIR PLASTIC BAGS DIRECT FROM THE ONLINE SHOP. I HAVEN’T WORN THEM NOR HAS MY CAT SLEPT ON THEM. :)

**THE LINKS**

In order of appearance:

The Roadside Attraction dress from ModCloth! 

Blue Swallow dress from New Look!

Blue Butterfly skater dress from New Look! 

Printed Smock dress from ASOS!

Palm Print T-Shirt dress with pockets!!

On The Open Seas, a blue sailing dress from ModCloth!


**THE RULES**

1. You don’t have to follow me, it’s ok. I’ll understand. (weepy voice)
2. Likes don’t count. Only reblogs. Doing it more than once won’t help you. Don’t spam your friends, kids! I’ll be removing duplicates with my Excel savviness. 
3. On 3:00pm EST on October 1st, 2014 the clouds shall part and I will announce a random winner.
4. Winner will be chosen like a number in a hat, totally at random. So bribes won’t help you! 
5. I dunno what the other rule is… something important!

**MY REQUEST**

My request about entrants in this giveaway: if you can easily afford these dresses on a regular basis, please don’t enter by reblogging this post. I don’t mean that in a nasty way either. I want these to go to someone who just cannot afford new clothes and a lot of these are appropriate dresses for work or events that someone otherwise can’t purchase. 

I just want to hook up a fattie out there who needs some universal love in the form of fatshion. 

If I forgot anything, you can message me, but uhhhhh, I may have forgotten stuff.

OH RIGHT

Like, I’ll ship anywhere. That’s no problem. 

AANNNNND, WHAT ELSE… 

Questions about sizing? Ummm… I’ll try to answer them. They’re all small fitting for a 26/28 person like me. I’d say these are all made more for 22/24s. Whatever that conversion is in the UK or anywhere else, I really couldn’t tell you!! :(

Good luck, y’all!!!! <3

Heyyyyy you got two more days for my fancy fatty giveaway and I am very excited to see who wins. :)

P.S. ON A WHIM I JUST DECIDED TO HAVE A RUNNER UP PRIZE. It’ll be a grab-bag of some other dresses that I have in my donation bags. I don’t have pics, I don’t have any info, but I’ll totally kick somebody some cute stuff that doesn’t quite fit me, but might fit youuuuuu. Okay, so two winners! One who knows what they’re getting, and one who doesn’t, lol. <3

heavy breathing

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Oct 3 '14

pixelcut:

pixelcut:

HEY my commissions were closed but im reopening them! happy halloween, i guess. (all of october is halloween dont lie to me)

anyways, after having to replace my old phone (which finally broke after six years of valiant service Rest In Peace) and begin ordering my acrylic charms (which i technically still havent funded yet??? f r e e  m e) i have less than $16 in my bank account and four weeks until my next paycheck. which i need for groceries, and prints for photography class. how long do you think 16 bucks is gonna keep me alive? not four goddamn weeks, thats for sure.

SO IM OPENING EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS!!!! because im fast and im not comfortable begging for money. :’^)

here’s some samples from my many, many customers!! go check out these A+ babes

NOTE: the $8 price tag is for Wardens (of all races, genders, and classes) and Hawkes (in finery, “male” or “female” style, although all genders are welcome). alternate outfits or other ocs (dragon age related or otherwise!) have a totally different price listing based on complexity that you’ll have to work out with me personally, so send me an email if you’re interested on a more personalized commission!!

  • i’m used to drawing characters with a wide variety of facial features, gender expressions, and racial backgrounds! don’t worry if your character is unique - I LOVE unique! :^D
  • i work REALLY quickly (since these take less than an hour each to draw) and i’m not employed during the summer months, so you can expect your commission back promptly!!! :^)

  • once i finish my pixel art for all the dragon age NPC’s, you’ll be able to use them in shipping walls and sidebars! i have a few fully colored samples done already!

  • i DO require payment in advance. i’ve been fucked over more than once and i’m only asking for $8!! (if youre really that worried i’ll dump you, i’ll send you a preliminary sketch, but i will require payment before i publish the final product)

the 10 slot immediate turn around guarantee applies only to “standard” commissions; but i’ll try to finish as many custom commissions as i can ASAP!!!

******PLEASE REBLOG THIS EVEN IF YOU CANT AFFORD ONE RIGHT NOW********** im seriously out of money and the food i have in the fridge won’t last forever, im not asking for handouts, just more chances to make the money i need!!!!

WHOOOPS SUPER IMPORTANT INFO I LEFT OUT!!!

my email is aswiftkicktotheimagination@gmail.com!!!

and YES i can draw inquisitors!!!!!!!! check this post for details!!

109 notes (via pixelcut & pixelcut)Tags: dragon age OC art ?? art commission

Sep 30 '14

stop calling Dorian and Vivienne “sassy” 2k14

(Source: notyourherald)

455 notes (via thomaslasky & notyourherald)Tags: dai ew i accidentally wandered onto an ign trailer dissection vid and literally the first thing the said about dorian was he's so sassy :( they*

Sep 22 '14

uuuugh i ventured onto a rewind theatre vid for a dai trailer and guys if the first thing you say about dorian is that he’s “so sassy” you might want to think about where that comes from

Tags: dai

Sep 17 '14

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Sep 14 '14

haruspis:

Everyone who played Dragon Age II ever.

Don’t even try to deny it…

571 notes (via vieralynn & haruspis)Tags: da2 i don't even run around the entire room just a single column this video made me feel so much better i thought i was a weakling for doing this

Sep 13 '14

vesloth:

i thought i was set on my first inquisitor’s name but i don’t like it anymore boo

my first characters always stick with me the most and their stories tend to become what i consider my canon so this is upsetting :/

starting to realize i’m never going to be as satisfied with a name again as i was with my first warden’s

1 note (via vesloth)Tags: this is VERY upsetting

Sep 12 '14

493 notes (via capn-mactastic & 3parts)Tags: discworld